Goblins Chew and Goblins Bite!
Goblins Cut and Goblins Fight!
Goblins Eat and Take By Force!
We Be Goblins! You Be Food!You are a goblin, and you be hungry. You have been living in this cave for a while now, and gotten used to the rations that the boss brings back from his raids. But today, you crave something different. You want something fresh, something juicy. You want meat.The goblin alarm goes off, one that means the Goblin Slayer comes. You run to where the other goblins are gathered. They are all scared, but you are not.You are ready to fight.
On the fringe world of New Sydney, far from the center of power of the Terran Dominion, the Zerg have been spotted and have begun to invade this lawless and forgotten wasteland of the planet. You and your team of miscreants, conscripted and sent to to the toilet of the Terran Territories, have been tasked to flush out this infestation before it takes root.
While no one really cares for this floating hunk of space rock, having the stain of a Zerg infested planet is as equivalent as unattended stink of toe fungus.
Work with the locals... or don't, its your choice. Just rid the planet of this growing infestation by any means necessary or die trying. After all, we can nuke the planet if need be.
However, sending you lot is cheaper...
How far can madness go to reach new levels sanity in this island where the domains are Mania and Dementia.You stumbled upon a man that gave you a choice of would ypu rather. Was it to lay with cheese, or shower with a staff, or to use your insides and skipped with it, you can't remember as it was a long time ago, or was it just a couple of hours? Before he teleports you to this realm of Mania, or was it called Dementia? Would you stay or would you find a way to leave. One thing for certain is that he is watching.
Lobo Laboi the kingpin of the Lobo Boyz and a ruthless figure even among the gangs of New Kontecol City.Most avoid him at all cost but one day, you had an offer you can't refuse. Take Lobo out of the picture and $100, 000 is yours.
